G’agency celebrates its first birthday

Happy Birthday!

Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. Did you come here for something in particular or just general Riker-bashing? Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly! You enjoyed that. They were just sucked into space. Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? My oath is between Captain Kargan and myself. Your only concern is with how you obey my orders. Or do you prefer the rank of prisoner to that of lieutenant? Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody. Your shields were failing, sir. I’ll be sure to note that in my log.

The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules. Wait a minute – you’ve been declared dead. You can’t give orders around here. Talk about going nowhere fast. You bet I’m agitated! I may be surrounded by insanity, but I am not insane. Wouldn’t that bring about chaos? I’ve had twelve years to think about it. And if I had it to do over again, I would have grabbed the phaser and pointed it at you instead of them.

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